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''A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.''  By Robert Frost  
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''A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.''  By Erma Bombeck  
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''A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.''  By Pindar, Greek lyric poet (522 BC - 443 BC)  
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''After 30, a body has a mind of its own.''  By Bette Midler, US actress, comedienne, & singer (1945 - )  
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''Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.''  By Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist (1749 - 1832)  
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''Age withers only the outside.''  By Unknown  
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''And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.''  By Abraham Lincoln  
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''At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment.''  By Benjamin Franklin, US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790)  
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''Everyone is the age of their heart.''  By Guatemalan Proverb  
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''Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.''  By Unknown  
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''First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.''  By George Burns, US actor & comedian (1896 - 1996)  
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''How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy Birthday!''  By Unknown  
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''How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? happy birthday.''  By Unknown  
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''I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.''  By Eleanor Roosevelt, US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)  
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''I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.''  By Eleanor Roosevelt, US diplomat & reformer (1884 - 1962)  
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''In youth we learn; in age we understand.''  By Ebner-Eschenbach  
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''Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.''  By Jennifer Yane  
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''It takes a long time to become young.''  By Pablo Picasso, Spanish Cubist painter (1881 - 1973)  
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''It takes a long time to become young.''  By Pablo Picasso, Spanish Cubist painter (1881 - 1973)  
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''Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.''  By Ogden Nash  
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''Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.''  By Ogden Nash  
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''Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.''  By Red Skelton  
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''Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.''  By Maurice Chevalier  
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''Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.''  By Plato, Greek author & philosopher in Athens (427 BC - 347 BC)  
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''One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.''  By Virginia Woolf, English novelist (1882 - 1941)  
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''Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded hour of glorious life, Is worth an age without name''  By Thomas Osbert Mordaunt  
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''The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.''  By Robert Orben  
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''The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.''  By Oscar Wilde  
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''The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.''  By Lucille Ball  
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''The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.''  By Lucille Ball  
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''The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.''  By Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Reflexions ou Sentences et Maximes Morales, French author & moralist (1613 - 1680)  
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''There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.''  By George Santayana, US (Spanish-born) philosopher (1863 - 1952)  
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''There is still no cure for the common birthday.''  By John Glenn  
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''Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.''  By Caryn Leschen  
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''Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.''  By Robin Williams, US actor & comedian (1951 - )  
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''To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.''  By Andre Bernard Buruch  
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''Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.''  By Lucy Larcom  
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''When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.''  By Mark Twain  
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''Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.''  By Tom Wilson, from comic strip Ziggy  
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''You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.''  By Henry Ford, US automobile industrialist (1863 - 1947)  
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''You take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.''  By Henry Ford  
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''Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.''  By Herbert Asquith  
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